Prefer to watch our video? Here's a link! It's a FUN video :)
Forget “Bad Sexy Selfies”
Forget having to move the damn laundry basket out of the way
Forget trying to make your ass look flawless with crappy lighting and bad angles
Forget trying to keep the kids out of your room for 5 damn minutes!
Forget accidentally sending your sexy pic to your EX (yeah, I know a girl)
Forget feeling left out of the SMOKING HOT club that all of your friends have found
Forget thinking you have to go to Seattle to find a good photographer
Forget asking all of your Facebook friends for a recommendation for a boudoir photographer
**Which just gives you more damn homework** GAH!
You don’t have TIME to research 20 freaking boudoir photographers! Good Lord!
Let today be your last attempt at taking a sexy photo… I know you’ve tried it, don’t lie!
Let today be your last day feeling insecure about your body
Let today be your last time trying to figure out the posing + cell phone lighting and lingerie and all of that other crazy stuff.
But then, you start to worry…. OH GOD!
What are you going to wear? Do I have to lose weight first? *NO!* And what the hell do I do with my hands? Wait! I’m not photogenic! I hate photos of me!
And then you are like:
“How do I look as good as HER, you know “Miss Pinterest Model” in my sexy photos, using this *old ass lingerie* in my drawer and those *crazy ass poses* that I saw on Pinterest?
“And how should I do my makeup?”
(“Cuz lord knows, I ain’t got the skills to put on them fake lashes.”)
“And will he even like them?”
“And what if my smile looks like Chandler Bing?”
“And what if I hate my photos?”
“Oh crap! What if I can see my flabby stomach? I will freak out!”
“How can I do this without him knowing? I want it to be a surprise!”
“Okay, but which photographer should I choose?”
“And how can I get my pictures in a cute album?”
“And how much is this gonna cost me?”
“Wait, can’t I just have my friend take the pictures for me?”
“Ugh! I don’t even know where to start!”
“Maybe I’ll just put on some Beyonce or Taylor and cry myself to sleep…”
“I’ll revisit this again after I’ve lost 20 pounds and aged 5 years, he’ll have to wait.”
Pull yourself together WOMAN!!!!
Take a deep breath!
Stop over analyzing the hell out of this idea and know that it doesn’t have to be so damn complicated!
Hey, I’d like to introduce myself.
I am Elaine Turso, Rock-Star Boudoir Photographer from Bremerton
I help women look SMOKING HOT in their photos.
I help women feel AMAZING in their bodies.
I help women LOVE and ACCEPT themselves.
I help women HAVE FUN.
I help women feel comfortable in their VULNERABILITY
I help women who are on a journey of SELF DISCOVERY
(Or who want to start one.)
And I’ve been doing it for 6 years now.
Since before “Boudoir Photos” was even a ‘trend’
So, believe me:
I’ve got a degree in Empowering Women.
And I’ve earned it, by working with hundreds of women… just like YOU.
Who are insecure, and have no idea how amazing they really are
Who are trying to step out of their comfort zone to do something unexpected for their honey, maybe to spice up their marriage, or maybe to give a gift for a birthday or anniversary. Maybe even a pre-wedding gift!
Women, who are wanting to just have some FUN
I’ve learned by tying various poses, lighting, clothing, themes, ages, and special projects…and having 3 sessions of my own!
I’ve done it all, so our clients can stop trying to take bad angled sexy pics with their cell phone and have an amazing, pampering, empowering experience instead. (Plus, you will get to have your beautiful pics right in the palm of your hand)
Doesn’t that sound better?
And yeah, I could tell you about all the amazing women I’ve worked with...
And how incredibly empowering their experience was for them.
And how much better they feel about themselves now.
But you probably wouldn’t believe me.
So I’d rather show you.
How’s that sound?
Wanna see how SMOKING HOT and AMAZING you really are?
And witness, first hand, how empowering this experience is with minimal effort on your part?
If so, you’re in luck.
I created a short video that does exactly that.
Watch it, by entering a valid email here:
And yeah, if you’re impressed?
Maybe I can do a shoot for you sometime?
For a comparable session fee of course.
(Of course, there’s always a “catch.”)
But for now, why dontcha opt-in and see what’s possible?
See what YOU could be experiencing... What you are missing out on.
PS, we’ll do the all the hard work for you, all you have to do is SHOW UP!